*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
latino? more like latiyes. end racism now
I wanna be able to cuddle with somebody and watch movies under blankets and eat junk food and tell them I love you without any hesitation
So guys… when you find a mass amount of fanart of which you know not where they came from… it literally takes 2 seconds to put the url of that image into google to find out the original source.
weheartit is not a source.
fanpop is not a source.
Take a minute to find the damn source.
As for these images. I am the source.
I can’t stress enough how important it is that you surround yourself with supportive people who make you feel important and special, and who enhance your life with their presence. If their presence is making you feel worse instead of better, re-evaluate why you’re letting them stay.
forever a classic
i made a graph of my personality
Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens
this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.
No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”
It was always the same every day…
The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.
I wish my day would change from that.
"Ready for another lesson??"
"Y-Your chest it—"
"That means we’re—-"
I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY
i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once
So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.
actually 2 billion of those punches were for you
my life goal is to reblog this every monday
I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.
See this every Monday, Reblog this every time. (:
Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.
He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.
This is perfect and accurate in too many ways it’s scary
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
things to say after sex
- love is for children
- i’m always angry
- you were made to be ruled
- if we bypass the mainframe in direct route of the homer cluster we can clock this at around 600 teraflops
- are you nuts
- SPEAK ENGLISH!!,
- have you ever tried shawarma
- how desperate are you
- i don’t want to see this on your myspace page
- got any other bad ideas
- i will taze you and watch supernanny while you drool into the carpet